First - credits to Wes for finding this horrific piece. I have never in life contemplated suicide until 5 seconds after pressing play on this video. This is the type of thing that wants me to slam my throat in the car door, lock it, and throw the keys down the road, and bleed to death and/or get hit by a large SUV. This is pure death my friends. This is a bad high school dream. This however, is very much real: